OTFC Match Report Basic Template

Opposition: [InsertName]

Date: [InsertDate]

Result: Lost

 

Weather:

Cold

Wet

Mild

Hot

Might be too hot.

 

Pre Game:

Ollie arrived hungover after a night at Prizm.

Steve Goodings was late.

Sandy forgot some of his kit.

At least two of the OTFC team came dressed as a Klaxons frontman.

James Kimber wrestled a boy on Instagram.

 

Kick Off.

 

First Half

Luke Peake looked like an idiot.

OTFC dominated at home.

OTFC dominated for 30 minutes.

OTFC did alright for 20 minutes.

OTFC took a deserved lead after a good start to the game.

Steve capitalised on great work by Sandy to score.

Steve Goodings passed it to their striker to score. [Editor: pretty sure this was Seb]

[Opposition scored].

Ollie did something that made Tim proud to be his dad.

Forsyth scored from 25 yards.

Mistake playing from the back by Ollie.

Luke Peake played opposition onside. [fishing emoji]

[Opposition scored].

 

Second Half

Crisp passing from defence to midfield.

Dicky won a header from a high ball.

Keiron won a header from a high ball.

Ollie won a header from a high ball.

Luke won a header from a high ball.

Colin got an assist.

Joe Sammarco smiled.

Thaddeus assisted a Matt Hucks goal.

[OTFC goal]

Tom Scott got fouled while taking on the entire back 4, followed by the midfield.

Tom Scott scored a hattrick.

Will collected ball to take penalty.

Penalty Awarded.

Colin preferred to nutmeg someone rather than score.

Ollie did something that made Tim embarrassed to be his dad.

[Opposition goal].

Keiron Handbags.

 

End of game.

 

Man of the Match

Jordan

Thaddeus

 

Post Game:

OTFC cruised to a well-earned victory.

OTFC lost a game they should have won.

Keiron told a good story.

OTFC were victorious in the orange away kit.

 

James Kimber wrestled a boy on Instagram.

 

 

And here is MOTM Jordan Thad with his thoughts: